WebbTwas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, The whole damn family was as drunk as a louse. Grandma and Grandpa were singin' a song, And the kid was … Webb8 dec. 1996 · By Dean Klear. Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the house, The whole damn family was as drunk as a louse. Grandma and Grandpa were singin' a song, And the kid was in bed, floggin' his dong. Ma home from the cathouse, And I out of jail, We had just settled down for a good piece of tail.
The Poem - Twas The Night Before Christmas
Webb122K views 4 years ago #readingpioneers This classic of a poem tells the wonderful excitement and joy one gets on Christmas Eve. With fantastic rhyming and beautiful illustrations, Clement C.... WebbTwas the Night before Christmas Poem (Original) Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, libya ceasefire
WebbThe Night before Christmas (Short Version) 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there; Then what to my wondering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer, Webb25 dec. 2024 · Humorous. "Twas the night before Christmas. And all through the house. Every gay boy was partying, There was no mouse. The dancers were hung and paid to be there, In hopes that a Daddy would treat them with care. The twinks were all naked ready for bed, While visions of Britney danced in their heads. WebbClement C. Moore, The Night Before Christmas "Now, 'Dasher!' now, 'Dancer!' now, 'Prancer' and 'Vixen!' On, 'Comet!' on, 'Cupid!' on, 'Donner' and 'Blitzen!'" Mother Goose … mckeating